So needless to say, I was wide awake too damn early and screwed up my whole day. It's 12:30 p.m. and I wanna take a nap...

Eek!
I had special "office hours" today, because my students have their first paper due next Monday, and my normal hours are on Mondays, which obviously didn't happen this week (what with the school being closed). Last class, I passed around a sign-up sheet, and five people signed up, starting at 11:30 and running through to 3:30. I told them that if they wanted to schedule an appointment and just weren't sure about time yet, they should e-mail me, and also to e-mail me if they needed to cancel.
Last night, I checked my e-mail, and two students canceled. Which is totally alright with me, since one of the people who canceled was my 11:30, and I could now get to work an hour later. I show up at work, and my 12:30 is waiting for me... so he can tell me that he needs to cancel the appointment. My 1:30 doesn't show up, in spite of the fact that he had been the one most insistently requesting that I schedule time to help with papers this week.
I ran into my 3:30, who also couldn't make it.
...which means I came into work three and a half hours early, for no apparent reason. And I likely won't be paid for any of it. And for some reason, a few of the male students have hit on me today, which makes me want to write
inappropriate across their foreheads in sharpie.
Grrrrrrrr...I can goez home now?